{"id":708,"date":"2026-02-10T19:15:22","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T16:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.safirtema.com\/doruk\/?p=708"},"modified":"2026-02-10T19:15:22","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T16:15:22","slug":"iliskiniz-kac-metrekare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/iliskiniz-kac-metrekare\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0130li\u015fkiniz ka\u00e7 metrekare?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not! It contains a parallel universe! And when you create a parallel universe. by evil twins. Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so. wouldn&#8217;t you, Leela? Or should I say, Evilla? This is awful! Somewhere, there&#8217;s a more evil Bender than me! I do my best, damn it! I want you to snoop around the other universe\u2026 and find out how evil they are. Here. I tell you, they&#8217;re not evil. But don&#8217;t be confused. They are jerks. Come out of your universe with your hands up! Oh, wow! It&#8217;s like that drug trip I saw in that movie.<\/p>\n<p>Stop! What are ye doing? Whaling on the original were-car, which is you, jerk! Ye think me be he? Nee. I mean no. I was given the curse many a year ago\u2026 while on a bird watching trip to The Arctic. by a vicious motorized sled. The natives called it the abominable snowmobile. It&#8217;s true. I ran over that bird-watching jerk and 100 others. Even my best friend from aromatherapy school. I once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me. Alas, I&#8217;m not the original were-car.<\/p>\n<p>Also, eat plenty of oatmeal, and animals never had a war. Who&#8217;s the real animals? And thus against all probabilities, it happened. Dang! I&#8217;m sure I don&#8217;t need to explain that all dark matter in the universe is linked in the form of a single non-local meta-particle. Stop patronizing us. So, in one instant, I had transformed all dark matter everywhere into a new crystalline form\u2026 making it the most potent fuel since primitive man first ignited mastodon flatulence to heat his cave.<\/p>\n<p>The box is gone, but we still have one preposterously slim hope. Is it a kind of hair spray? We must attempt to make another box containing our universe. Well, is that your universe in there? Hmm. All women. I&#8217;ll put this one aside for later. We&#8217;ll never find your universe in time! on my fat head! Yes, it&#8217;s the apocalypse, all right. I always thought I&#8217;d have a hand in it. I&#8217;m not sad, because I finally found someone as great as me. make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver- And the other&#8217;s gold.<\/p>\n<p>Zoidberg. Okay, everyone calm down. The professor and I will work on the ship. Bender, ZoidbergSince you can survive under water\u2026 you&#8217;ll go out and find food. I better go too. They don&#8217;t know what I like. No! The pressure will crush you like a snake under a sugarcane truck! Not necessarily. This is a chance for Fry to test my experimental anti-pressure pill. I can&#8217;t swallow that! Well, then, good news! It&#8217;s a suppository. How are you doing there? Glad to hear it! Look at me! I&#8217;m Dr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not! It contains a parallel universe! And when you create a parallel universe. by evil twins. Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so. wouldn&#8217;t you, Leela? Or should I say, Evilla? This is awful! Somewhere, there&#8217;s a more evil Bender than me! I do my best, damn it! I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kose-yazilari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":723,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions\/723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/doruk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}