{"id":183,"date":"2026-02-17T16:27:02","date_gmt":"2026-02-17T16:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.safirtema.com\/safirkurumsal\/?page_id=183"},"modified":"2026-03-02T12:13:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T12:13:03","slug":"yonetim-kadrosu","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/yonetim-kadrosu\/","title":{"rendered":"Y\u00f6netim Kadrosu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Also, you can&#8217;t feel the rings. Fry! Shut up and look at this! May cause super powers in humans. Wow! A super-powers drug you can just rub into your skin? You&#8217;d think you&#8217;d have to freebase it. Let&#8217;s see, which powers do we have? Super strength? Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures. Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! Screw you! Ain&#8217;t got that. Wow! Super powers! twice as many humdrum activities. Leela, I think you&#8217;re missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy? To have parents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was curious about the guards. Grunka Lunka dunkity darned guards- I could fire my staff and hire Grunka Lunkas at half the cost? That&#8217;s right. They don&#8217;t have a good union. They&#8217;re like slaves. What are you doing? I&#8217;m thirsty. Grab my feet and dunk my head in. No. That&#8217;s moronic. Fine. I&#8217;ll swim around and drink as much as I want. Help! I can&#8217;t swim! Why did you jump in? Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular. Where are we? And why is Slurm pouring into this sewer? This isn&#8217;t Slurm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So what? I mean, sure, it looks cool, and it makes me smart. But it doesn&#8217;t make me happy. That&#8217;s so sad. I didn&#8217;t even know monkeys could cry. They can&#8217;t. It&#8217;s all the hat! If you&#8217;re so miserable, maybe you should go back to the jungle. The jungle. I couldn&#8217;t do that to the professor. I&#8217;m his prize experiment. He&#8217;s like a father. He&#8217;s not your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father. Look at him. I&#8217;m so proud. Thanks, professor. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lars makes me puke WhiIe we were huddIed in fear Lars popped the question Congratulations! May stars in heaven bless your love! I think I&#8217;m gonna cry an extra happy Xmas this year Now could things get any worse? Stop screaming. That&#8217;s just what the bomb wants us to do. Don&#8217;t worry, a bomb in a case is just like a head in a jar. Oh, Lars, not blowing us up makes me love you even more. Lifesaving goody-goody. Well, now that death has been staved off momentarily, let me be the first to say congratulations, Leela and Lars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A reunion at your old orphanarium? You gonna go? No way, Jose-bot. I never want to see those orphans again. Not after the way they used to pick on me. One-eye! One-eye! One-eye! Nice depth perception, One-eye. How can you make fun of me? You&#8217;re blind. My eyes may not work, That&#8217;s terrible, Leela. Imagine the look on their faces when we eat all the hors d&#8217;oeuvres. Well, I wouldn&#8217;t mind rubbing my success in a few faces. Set a course for adventure! Gosh, the bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, you can&#8217;t feel the rings. Fry! Shut up and look at this! May cause super powers in humans. Wow! A super-powers drug you can just rub into your skin? You&#8217;d think you&#8217;d have to freebase it. Let&#8217;s see, which powers do we have? Super strength? Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-183","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":662,"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/183\/revisions\/662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/safirdemo.com\/safirkurumsal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}